Che
2 years ago
pinned. Follow
Nick
dumb / b*tch
senior dev
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| Che 1 year ago "Oi, Senior Dev? Nah, Man’s a Senior Mess" (Verse 1) Oi, Nick, thinkin’ he’s top of the tech scene, Rolls up to the stand-up, lookin’ all mean. Got the title “Senior,” but it’s bare lies, Code lookin’ clapped, man, full of surprise. Bro, every PR’s like a maze of bugs, Puttin’ the whole team in a state of shrugs. Swagger in the Slack, actin’ bare wise, But when it’s time to push, ya just roll dice. (Chorus) Senior Dev? Nah fam, it’s all a myth, Actin' like he's road but he's takin’ the mick. You’re on Stack Overflow like every day, Without the copy-paste, you'd be MIA! (Verse 2) Talkin' Python, Java, bruv, you don’t rate, Got “Hello World” crashin’ out the gate. Flexin' that command line, tryna act tough, But Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, that’s your best stuff. Your code’s pure jank, leavin’ mess in your trail, PR reviews? Yeah, slow as a snail. Bringin’ the banter, droppin’ bare chat, But when it’s crunch time? Nah, where you at? (Chorus) Senior Dev? Nah fam, it’s all a myth, Actin' like he's road but he's takin’ the mick. You’re on Stack Overflow like every day, Without the copy-paste, you'd be MIA! (Bridge) Chatting Agile, Scrum, bruv, please stop, Your JIRA board’s lookin' like a charity shop. Missin’ deadlines, sayin’ it’s “refactor,” But truth is, mate, you’re just playin' the actor. (Outro) So here’s to you, Nick, with your fancy swag, Claimin’ that senior, but you’re just a lag. When code’s on fire, and it’s gettin’ peak, We’re the ones savin’ the day while you’re up the creek. |
Nick 1 year ago do ur slot |
| Che 2 years ago hehehehehe |
Nick 2 years ago dumb b*tch |
| Che 2 years ago why would you do this |
Nick 2 years ago i am sorry che 💔 |
| Che 2 years ago why nick |
| Che 2 years ago all gone forever |
| Che 2 years ago and my upbeat |
| Che 2 years ago break my website |
| Che 2 years ago bad developer |
| Che 2 years ago i hate you |
 | Horizon101 2 years ago im lost |
 | Milan 2 years ago your mom |
Nick 2 years ago your mum |
| Che 2 years ago i dont like your new profile picture, it looks like it was made in 2008 |
Nick 2 years ago i dont like your new profile picture, it looks like it was made in 2004Che 2 years ago well i was made in 2003 so its close |
 | Stampy 2 years ago Nick, I thank you for being there as a developer when we need you. Your hardwork does not go unnoticed we appreciate and love our developers <3 |
| Che 2 years ago hi boss |
Nick 2 years ago hi boss |
| Che 2 years ago hello nik |
 | Cal 3 years ago congratulations on dev nick, cannot wait to see some cute changes to the website!! - and also welcome to the team!! |
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