I'm a redneck 'cause I drink beer, and I dip Skoal
Guess I'm a rambler 'cause I cannot be on the road
Might be a lost cause 'cause I'll be out 'til the lights are on
And I'm a gambler, I'll take the over on the underdog, huh
Girl, half of this town has got a name for me
And I can't say I don't agree, uh
But the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lotta reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that
I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back


You call me the devil, then you told me where to go
Go throw your pebbles, I'll be somewhere gettin' stoned
Girl, it ain't my fault, ain't no need to wait three days
I might be a lotta things, but I ain't your savin' grace
Yeah, the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart, so I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lotta reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that
I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back


Girl, half of this town has got a name for me
But there's one I'll never be, no
'Cause the night I said, "I'm leavin'," I turned into Richard Petty
Broke my heart, and I got even in my '97 Chevy
Now I'm walkin' on this water mixed with Johnnie Walker Black
There's a lotta reasons I ain't Jesus, but the main one is that
I ain't comin' back
Oh, no, no, I ain't comin' back
Oh